Tuesday, October 18, 2011

Government


Harry Woodsman and his family lived alone in a vast land. Harry was free to hunt, fish and do anything he wanted in this unpopulated country.
As time went on the property south to Harry’s land was purchased and another family settled into the area. Harry didn’t care because he would still hunt, fish and relieve himself in the woods without a worry.

Saturday, July 2, 2011

DONKEY, MULE AND STALLION




I was very fond of my old donkey. I felt, if I treated it right, it would last at least another 5 or maybe even 10 years. It only had 89 thousand miles on it's odometer. Never the less Toyota would not let it pass inspection and they offered to buy it back from me. I was very upset that the government was forcing Toyota to pull my beloved little truck off the road. Apparently the spare tire, which hangs underneath the truck's bed, fall from their rotting hangers causing mayhem on the road. The donkey's spare was hanging low.